Sunday, June 09, 2002

Leaked from Miramichi City hall:

The City of Miramichi transportation and public works department wants to advise the motoring public that the King George Highway will be closed for repairs effective June 10/2002. This is to repair the 562,124,102 potholes between the Night Owl Building and Northumberland Square. Residents who are trying to get from the former town of Newcastle to the former village of Douglastown are formally screwed and are advised to learn how to swim. The City of Miramichi will do it's best to somehow pin the blame for this major screw-up on the people in Nelson. any complaints can be sent here

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