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An upper Miramichi Man

Stolen from Facebook:

Miramichi Department of Natural Resources

An Upper Miramichi man was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving the river well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of Bull! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the man.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"WHAT FISH?"

We from the Miramichi may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.

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What's been going on

I know it's been awhile, but things have been rather busy.

So to get right down to it, I know most people who read this know already but in case you don't, My Mom was diagnosed with Pancreatic cancer that has moved into her liver. She's taking Chemo and we're all hoping for a miracle.

This has kept Sandy and I busy as we've been taking care of some of the house and dogs. It was tough for a while to get used to it, but I think that it's brought us even closer together.

Oh and by the way, Screw you, Hebert's Recycling for laying Sandy off after one of your Bosses told her to take a couple of days to be with me after mom's diagnosis. One boss told her to take a couple of days off because family is more important then the other boss calls and lays her off the next day. SO basically screw you and the horses you rode in on.

Ok..I fell a little better now.

So that's what's been going on.

I know it's been awhile, there has been a lot going on but to keep you going let's look at the top gear people almost getting killed by rednecks:

Poker Television

I've been watching a lot of Poker on Tv being Home....actually downloading it from thepokerbay.org (Bittorrent is great) and the shows I've enjoyed the most have been high Stakes Poker and Poker after Dark.

Jamie Gold, the reigning WSOP Main event Champion has been on this weeks shows, and while his antics never bothered me in watching him win the Bracelet, but watching him on PAD caused me to turn it off. The worst part of it is that he was pushed into it.

The Host came up to the table and basically told him he was being to quiet and that he should start trash talking. It was only after that he became the table asshole. I did like it on HSP when on the first hand, Doyle Brunson raised over him for $100,000 with the statement 'This is real money, Jamie".

Just a catch up post

Hello again to all of the Millions that check this place out on an daily if not hourly basis :D Just thought I'd drop by while I'm waiting for my cardplayer tournament start

Went to moncton last week for a day trip with Carrie. It was a good time. I liked just getting out of the house and away for a day. Went to the disney store and around the mall, then Chapters, which is the place I'll be spending massive amounts of money when I finally hit the million. Then we picked up food for our other half's :D (Arby's for Sandy and Wendy's for Willie). I'm almost glad there is no Arby's in miramichi, I'd be twice the size I am now.

Went out friday night to Dooly's in Chatham (Seeing how the one in Newcastle hasen't reopened yet, Anyone know the story on that?) I got permission from Sandy to put $10 in the VLT's. I hit the top of the mountian on "Cash Climb" then a couple of bonuses on "Rum Runner" Final Tally: $180. So I got some groceries and just some other things that we needed. And it payed for that night out and the next night at Larocque's house party/poker game. It was a great time and what a nice place they've got. I'll be back for the Wrestlemania party :D.

Sandy's loving the new job, guess it's my turn :) I've applied at a few places and got a letter from the Government about a job at the College. I guess we'll see.

Well my tournament has started and I've got anoter one starting in a couple of minutes...TTYL

reason 175 why I love digital Cable

I now get a whole bunch of Digital Radio stations on my TV.

Here's the list in Miramichi:

901 CJAQ FM Toronto (Jack FM)
904 CJCL AM Toronto (Fan 590)
906 CKLG FM Vancouver (Jack FM)
918 CHNI FM Saint John (News 88.9)
919 CKNI FM Moncton (News 91.9)
925 CJMO FM Moncton (C103)
926 CKCW FM Moncton (K94.5)
927 CJXL FM Moncton (XL96)
928 CFQM FM Moncton (Magic 104)
929 CHOY FM Moncton (Choix 99.9) (French)
930 CIBX FM Fredericton (Capital FM)
931 CFRK FM Fredericton (Fred FM)
932 CFXY FM Fredericton (The Fox)
933 CIOK FM Saint John (News 92.5)
941 CBA FM Moncton (French)
942 CKUM FM Moncton (French)
943 CBAF FM Edmundston (French)
944 CFAI FM Edmundston (French)
945 CJPN FM Fredericton (French)
946 CHSR FM Fredericton (Campus Radio)
947 CKTP FM Fredericton (The Station of the Nation) (St. Mary's)
948 CHQC FM Saint John (French)
949 CFMH FM Saint John (UNBSJ Campus Radio)
951 CIMS FM Balmoral (French)
952 CKRO FM Pokemouche (French)
953 CIEU FM Carleton QC (French)
954 CJSE FM Shediac (French)
955 CHRQ FM Restigouche
956 CFIC FM Bathurst (Hot Country 105)

That's an impressive list. I'm excited about The FAN and the Moncton stations although I like JACK FM (Toronto) as well. One of the best parts is there is no titles hitting the screen like the digital music GAlaxie channels. TV will be on more, but I'll be watching it less :D

The worst play ever

Fast forward about 45 seconds, They should mic more fighters

I hate this game

PokerStars Game #7652184619: Tournament #38656518, 10FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/12/28 - 20:17:32 (ET)
Table '38656518 80' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BGKILLER22 (1305 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: gbohmann (5095 in chips)
Seat 3: davet45 (1515 in chips)
Seat 4: Ashkenazi (5790 in chips)
Seat 5: truebluffer (2280 in chips)
Seat 6: eazymony (1675 in chips)
Seat 7: benelli987 (1225 in chips)
Seat 8: cdlawrence (1435 in chips)
Seat 9: Minibuster (1370 in chips)
davet45: posts small blind 50
Ashkenazi: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cdlawrence [Ac 4c]
truebluffer: folds
eazymony: folds
benelli987: folds
cdlawrence: calls 100
Minibuster: folds
BGKILLER22: folds
gbohmann: folds
Ashkenazi said, "ugh, pocket kings again!"
davet45: calls 50
Ashkenazi: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ah Kc]
davet45: bets 100
Ashkenazi: raises 200 to 300
cdlawrence: raises 1035 to 1335 and is all-in
davet45: folds
Ashkenazi: calls 1035
*** TURN *** [Ad Ah Kc] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Ah Kc Qs] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ashkenazi: shows [Ks Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
cdlawrence: shows [Ac 4c] (three of a kind, Aces)
Ashkenazi said, "hahaha"
Ashkenazi collected 3070 from pot
Ashkenazi said, "best flop EVER"
daddyyoyo is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3070 | Rake 0
Board [Ad Ah Kc Qs 5c]
Seat 1: BGKILLER22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gbohmann (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: davet45 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Ashkenazi (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won (3070) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 5: truebluffer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: eazymony folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: benelli987 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cdlawrence showed [Ac 4c] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: Minibuster folded before Flop (didn't bet)


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On another Note, I actually got a chance to play on the same table with Fossellman (WSOP Main Event CHampion Greg Raymer) it was pretty cool and he seems like a nice guy. I even won a hand was was told Good hand by him. Makes for a great day..other then the fact I lost every tournament I played after getting in with the best hand (With the exception of the one from above, that one sucked).

OK...it's wrong, but I laughed

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Things that are true that don't make sence

Things to consider while you're eating turkey over the next couple of days:

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

What is the speed of darkness?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Can you cry underwater?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder……

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.”

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs !

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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I would also like it known that I stole the SNL video from youtube before shawn did :D

Sandy and I should have our car on the road for new Years, let's hope.

Christmas for me this year was the car and my GBS DVD so that was fun.

I can't believe SNL did something funny

A politically Correct Greeting

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Big Decks

Exit interview

Saw this first on Tech Support Comedy, then on Digg. Might be a fake but it's still funny. Only question I have is why didn't I think of this?

Check it out here

Quote of the Day:

From "The Coyote" on Tech Support comedy:

If you are going to be devoured by a monster, shit yourself. You might have to be eaten, but god damn it - you don't have to TASTE GOOD TOO


I laughed so hard, I think I peed.

an new Link :D

I just added a guestbook to the links section, it's different then the one that was on the old blog, so feel free to sign it again.

Gotta get back to cleaning, Poker tonight at the Apt. Gotta be so Fresh so Clean :D

LAter