Thursday, December 28, 2006

I hate this game

PokerStars Game #7652184619: Tournament #38656518, 10FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/12/28 - 20:17:32 (ET)
Table '38656518 80' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BGKILLER22 (1305 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: gbohmann (5095 in chips)
Seat 3: davet45 (1515 in chips)
Seat 4: Ashkenazi (5790 in chips)
Seat 5: truebluffer (2280 in chips)
Seat 6: eazymony (1675 in chips)
Seat 7: benelli987 (1225 in chips)
Seat 8: cdlawrence (1435 in chips)
Seat 9: Minibuster (1370 in chips)
davet45: posts small blind 50
Ashkenazi: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cdlawrence [Ac 4c]
truebluffer: folds
eazymony: folds
benelli987: folds
cdlawrence: calls 100
Minibuster: folds
BGKILLER22: folds
gbohmann: folds
Ashkenazi said, "ugh, pocket kings again!"
davet45: calls 50
Ashkenazi: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ah Kc]
davet45: bets 100
Ashkenazi: raises 200 to 300
cdlawrence: raises 1035 to 1335 and is all-in
davet45: folds
Ashkenazi: calls 1035
*** TURN *** [Ad Ah Kc] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Ah Kc Qs] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ashkenazi: shows [Ks Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
cdlawrence: shows [Ac 4c] (three of a kind, Aces)
Ashkenazi said, "hahaha"
Ashkenazi collected 3070 from pot
Ashkenazi said, "best flop EVER"
daddyyoyo is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3070 | Rake 0
Board [Ad Ah Kc Qs 5c]
Seat 1: BGKILLER22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gbohmann (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: davet45 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Ashkenazi (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won (3070) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 5: truebluffer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: eazymony folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: benelli987 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cdlawrence showed [Ac 4c] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: Minibuster folded before Flop (didn't bet)


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On another Note, I actually got a chance to play on the same table with Fossellman (WSOP Main Event CHampion Greg Raymer) it was pretty cool and he seems like a nice guy. I even won a hand was was told Good hand by him. Makes for a great day..other then the fact I lost every tournament I played after getting in with the best hand (With the exception of the one from above, that one sucked).

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

OK...it's wrong, but I laughed

http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20061227

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Things that are true that don't make sence

Things to consider while you're eating turkey over the next couple of days:

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

What is the speed of darkness?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Can you cry underwater?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder……

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.”

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs !

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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I would also like it known that I stole the SNL video from youtube before shawn did :D

Sandy and I should have our car on the road for new Years, let's hope.

Christmas for me this year was the car and my GBS DVD so that was fun.

Friday, December 15, 2006

A politically Correct Greeting

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is a country you are part of, nor that it is necessarily greater than any other country, or is indeed the only "your country" worth referring to), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual reference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Big Decks

Exit interview

Saw this first on Tech Support Comedy, then on Digg. Might be a fake but it's still funny. Only question I have is why didn't I think of this?

Check it out here

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Quote of the Day:

From "The Coyote" on Tech Support comedy:

If you are going to be devoured by a monster, shit yourself. You might have to be eaten, but god damn it - you don't have to TASTE GOOD TOO


I laughed so hard, I think I peed.

an new Link :D

I just added a guestbook to the links section, it's different then the one that was on the old blog, so feel free to sign it again.

Gotta get back to cleaning, Poker tonight at the Apt. Gotta be so Fresh so Clean :D

LAter

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

An artist for the government

I am now an artist for the government, drawing EI. It was nice to get a few things done, a few groceries a little Christmas shopping and took sandy out to get something to eat. It was a great day and a big weight off both of our shoulders.

As per usual, a trip to a restaurant is not a small trip. Went to Boston pizza and ordered a Stromboli with fries, as did Sandy, and then we waited after about 40 minutes, the waitress comes out to tell us that the fryers were not working. So we got our sandwiches and finally got our fries, after we were done. At least the sandwich was great.

Friday, December 01, 2006

I guess this is another Relaunch

Wow, Has it really been that long...I guess it has. What a difference a few months can make.

I was inspired by Jessica's new Blog that I love the look of Tendermuffin.com to do an update to the look and content of my own little office. So what's been new? Well, Sit back.

I'm now a happily married man. Sandy and I got married on Aug 26 in a beautiful outdoor ceremony at my mom and dad's place. It was a great day, a little cool for some people but it was amazing. I never thought that I'd be getting married, but I guess falling in love with the greatest woman in the world has the ability to change your mind.


It didn't go off without a hitch though. We decided to go with a justice of the peace to marry us. Two days before the wedding, Sandy told me to make sure that I called the person that was going to marry us. Next day, with everything that was going on, I forgot, I admit it. Day of the Wedding, The Justice of the Peace doesn't show up. After a few frantic minutes, a friend of ours whose brother was a minister, called his brother and he agreed to come down and marry us after a wedding he was doing then. So we had the pics and food first then had the ceremony, which was really nice. It was a great day. Happiest of my life. Love you Sandy.

PS: you can see more pics from the wedding and party here

Now to the not so good news, I am now a house husband. There was some management changes at my workplace and to put it lightly, the new VP and I didn't get along at all. In the end, I was let go for reasons so idiotic that they don't bear to be repeated here. Suffice it to say, that I'm loving being home and taking care of Sandy, who loves having supper on the table when she gets home. Just wish this house husband thing paid a little better. Hopefully the EI checks start coming in soon. It's going to be a tight Christmas, but Sandy and I decided that our Christmas gifts to each other was going to be getting a car on the road. SO not too bad, if I say so myself.

So what do I do at home all day, I clean and cook, watch some TV, play a little poker online along with something called Elimination Blackjack. It takes the classic Blackjack game and adds eliminations like Tournament Poker. You can go to playubt.com to try it out. It's something that I am looking at.

I find myself watching more classic wrestling and things like the documentaries that WWE is putting out more then watching RAW or Smackdown. Somethings I like about the current day; but alot of it I just don't want to take the time to watch. I usually download the shows and fastforward through the stuff I don't care about.

This is something that I'm looking forward to seeing. It's the DVD for the tour that I went to see last winter. What a great show it was. Hopefully, I can pick it up soon.

Well, I guess that's all for now, but I'll be here more often with things. For updated content, be sure to look at the "My Diggs" section as well, where it will show the latest things that interest me from the Digg.com social networking site. You can also subscribe to this blog using an RSS feed by clicking the "Subscribe to this Blog" link.

I'll be talking to you soon, and let me know what you think about the new look.

LAter,

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Wow, I'm back again

Finally, Dok has come back to his internet home.

So the question is why I was gone so long? I lot of reasons, really. Work was out of this world and by the time I got home, the last thing I wanted to do was to sit down and try to write a coherent sentence. I was also splitting time between the house and Sandy's apartment, but I don't have that issue any more, becouse I am in a new apartment living with my number 1 girl and things could not be better. I know it's sappy, but I could not be more in love and the fact that I know that I am coming home to her every night makes the BS that's going on at work better.

Steelers are going to win the Super bowl, and do it by 14 points

One thing that has taken a beating lately is my WWE DVD collection, I haven't bought one since the Great American Bash and don't know when I might be able to catch up. If I had a DVD burner, I could take care of that quickly...thanks to pwtorrents.net

Please, don't make me watch Brokeback mountain, I'll be a good boy :D

digg.com, I'm a big fan of, that where my last entry came from (How to build a poker table) and there's lots of cool things to read. Check it out

Poker wise, been playing online mostly and have been streaky, kind of hoping to hit the regular King home game this weekend and get back in the swing of things. I think I'm playing well, but my luck has been offf. One night there was 4 hands in a row that I played the way they were supposed to be played, and I lost or folded and would have won. It kind of got me snake bitten but I think I am now past it.

Believe it or not, I think that's all I got for now. For those of you I haven't seen in a while, I'll take care of that soon. I'm settled down now :D

LAter

Monday, January 02, 2006

Learn How to Build a Poker Table - Free Plans

The referenced link will provide all the necessary information in order to build your very own poker table, similar to those used in casinos. This will add an extra sense of realism to your homegames.

read more | digg story

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Sunday, October 16, 2005

As I an sitting here listening to the Galaxie Hot Country Channel, I've just been thinking how good things have been lately.

Sure, the job that I thought I had turned out not to be, although I am doing it, somewhat and sort of, except for the next 2 weeks when I am training another new hire class, which I hate doing because it never turns out right and is frustrating and a pain in the ass, with the exception of, well, we'll get to that.

I'd like to continue this rant with, after looking at the last paragraph, I've had too much pepsi and Gilmore Girls today (Almost done the first season ,the second one is next followed by Firefly and Then veronica Mars.

so where was I? Oh yeah, new hire classes. They were a good thing when they got me off the phones, but I'm doing other things now and they are not a challenge. Hell, I get bored telling people how to create a dialer, and ICM and Freedom and everything else. I need new challenges.

Everyone at work is so stressed out and pissed off that people are starting to think about leaving. I was thinking about leaving, but with Sandy now, I can't imagine leaving where I am. It's amazing no matter how bad a day that I've been having, as soon as I see her, it makes everything all better. Yes, those of you that have known me a long time will be happy to know that I am in love, and don't care who knows it.

there I said it :p

Friday, September 16, 2005

New Harry Potter Trailer

Get it Here I cannot wait to see this Movie

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

I'm turning into willie..I'll see if I can take care of that

Yes, I know it's been a while since I updated. I've been really busy, and this has been the thing that has taken the brunt of it for awhile. Let's see if I can get you caught up.

  • I've got a new job. I FINALLY got my promotion to supervisor for the Aliant department at ICT. It's been a long time coming, but I've enjoyed it so far, and it will be nice to get back to it.
  • Speaking about that, I am on vacation, 12 days off till the 26th. I don't know what I'll be doing other then the Halifax trip where Carrie and Shawn are going to be heading to the Pearl Jam concert. Tara and I are going down for the trip, going to spending some time at the casino, then the split crow. I'm hoping that I run in to some of the gang from work, as Stewie and Bindy are heading down.
  • Poker wise, I've been running a bit of a hot streak. I won the Labor Day tournament at Dooly's in chatham. It was only 18 players, but I'll take all the 1st place finishes I can. Online, I've had a real good run getting my bank roll up to over $170,000. My game is really coming together, although it seems to be better at tournaments rather then home games. I think it's the competitive juices get flowing when I'm not playing against the same people. I love playing in the home games that I do, but the tournaments are where I shine.
  • OK, Carrie, here's the story. I can take the "single" checkmark away from my name. I am dating a young lady that I work with. Her name is Sandy and It's been a long time since I've been this happy. It's a little tough right now, as she lives in Doaktown, so the only time that we see each other is at work, but she's moving in to town in the next couple of months, either first of Oct or November. It shouldn't be long after that when we find out if she passes the "Carrie and Tara" test :P It's been a long time since I've found someone who I don't have to be "In character" for, if that makes any sense. Everything is a little brighter right now. OK, I'll stop now.. :D
  • I've actually bought CD's lately. As I speak, I'm listening to the new Rob Thomas cd "...Something to be", It's pop rockish, very matchbox20 ish, and I'm enjoying it. Anna Nalick's "Wreck of the Day" gets better every time I listen to it, and Sugarland's "twice the speed of life" has brought me back to some country music.
  • I'm having mixed feelings about buying the "ECW One Night Stand" DVD. On one hand I am a bit of a compleatist, looking to keep the collection going, but on the other, I've got a live version of the PPV, that is uncensored, with all the real music and chants for the night. I don't know. Willie will be happy to know that I did pick up hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy and WWE Vengeance from his store today, so I've done my part.
  • I've ordered a few t-shirts from a place called Jinx A place to pick up stuff for "Hackers, Gamers and Geeks" I just like their stuff, especially this, this and this. I thought this was cool too. Diggnation is a podcast that goes over the biggest stories from Digg.com They always have interesting tech stories and just general stuff. I've put a link to the stories that I've Dugg on the sidebar. Feel free to check it out. I'm also going to place a link to Jinx on the sidebar.
That's about all that's been going on. I hope to update more as we go on. and remember it's hockey season starting this saturday night and Life 101.1 is going to be doing live coverage of Timberwolves games both on their radio station and website. Be sure to check it out by going to the webpage and clicking listen Live. and GO T-Wolves!!

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Wrestling Trivia

Ricky Steamboat
You scored 92% in wrestlingosity, brother!

Technically one of the greatest performances, ever, just lacking that
little something extra to take it into all-time level. This was a mat
classic you've put on, and definitely something to take pride in.



Pro-wrestling trivia enthusiasts will be studying your work for a while to come.